chiazu:

stark-spangled:

pockytardis:

HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YEt

omfgwhat

MY chest hurts from laughing so much. Where was this last night when I was getting hate on?

regala-electra:

saltfree:

if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl

globochem:

i can’t decide which of these is my favorite. 

marapetsrules:

DONT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT AMANDA BYNES EVER OR SHE WILL SUE YOU ITS PROBABLY TOO LATE FOR ME BUT SAVE YOURSELVES

vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

imawanchor:

remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus

jacobfuckedme:

the second-hand embarrassment is overwhelming

angelica-aswald:

done.

luxgay:

she wears short skirts i wear your grandads clothes she’s cheer captain and i look incredible

twinknerd:

you’re ugly

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

this is so beautiful i actually almost cried

smoshakamylife:

A GIRL TWEETED IAN THIS:

IAN ACTUALLY FOLLOWED HER

AND REPLIED:

OH, AND SHE’S ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS:

EDIT/UPDATE:

SHE ACTUALLY WENT TO SCHOOL WITH A FUCKING TACO SUIT ON SOMEONE GIVE THIS GIRL A MEDAL